Don't call me heterosexual, that's just not my forte.
A body with only three incisions wouldn't make my day.
Don't call me homosexual, Don't even call me bi.
I like my partners stiff, cold, and rotting.
Not walking or talking.
Call me necrosexual, that's what describes me best.
When I get bored, party at the morgue, dig up graves of whores.
I'm sorry sir or madam your dead carcass wasn't breathing back.
I'm sorry ma and pa I'm a closet necrophiliac.